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~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S <Br/>POEM ~ <Br/> <Br/>He didnt lyk d curry & <Br/>He didnt lyk my cake <Br/>He said my Biscuits <Br/>were 2hard <Br/>Not lyk his mother <Br/>used 2 make <Br/>I didnt prepare <Br/>coffee rite <Br/>He didnt lyk the stew <Br/>I didnt mend his socks <Br/>d way his mother used 2 <Br/>I pondered 4 an answer <Br/>I was looking 4 a clue <Br/>Isnt dere anything I <Br/>cud do 2 match his <Br/>mothers shoe? <Br/>Then I smiled as I <Br/>saw light <Br/>1 Thing I cud definitely <Br/>do <Br/>I turnd around & <Br/>slapped him tight <Br/>Just like his mother <Br/>used 2 ... ;->
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi <Br/>Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye <Br/>Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein <Br/>Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SaB Karachi Se Ayen Hen <Br/>Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
TV on kro. <Br/>Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai <Br/> <Br/>SuB girl lar rahi han <Br/> <Br/>SuB keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Uff ye larkiyan B na.... ;-)
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe <Br/>JawaB Nhe Hai <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan TalaaB Main Nha Rha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Police Wala Kehta Hai <Br/> <Br/>" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan <Br/> <Br/>Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Karachi Me 500 <Br/>Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai <Br/>0r <Br/>255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyn k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha <Br/>K <Br/>"HumAyuN" <Br/>Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola <Br/> <Br/>Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun? <Br/> <Br/>Mam- SO SWEET <Br/> <Br/>BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha <Br/>Maine Kaha Tha Na <Br/>Line Marti Hai..
Mother <Br/>Independance <Br/>Father <Br/>Or <Br/>Valentine, <Br/> <Br/>DAYS K Baad. . <Br/> <Br/>Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun, <Br/> <Br/>Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
She Is Kidding... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>Translated Into Urdu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor <Br/> <Br/>"HIMMAT FAN" <Br/> <Br/>AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazBut aur paedar. <Br/> <Br/>Asal, , , <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Can A Kangaroo Jump <Br/> <Br/>Higher Than A Effiel Tower? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: <Br/>Yes Bcoz <Br/>D Effiel Tower <Br/>Cannot jump
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne <Br/>HusBand Se Talaq Chaye Ha . <Br/> <Br/>Judge Lkn Kyon ? <Br/> <Br/>Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow <Br/>Mera HusBand Zid Karta Hai <Br/>Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
Aik Borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki. <Br/> <Br/>Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar Bn giya <Br/>tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi <Br/> <Br/>Es lai tawanon roti khawai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Police officer hans K Bola: <Br/>Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita <Br/> <Br/>1 wapda wala sadd laina C.