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Yeh ladki <Br/> <Br/>Uffff <Br/> <Br/>Ya allah <Br/> <Br/>ItnI sundar <Br/> <Br/>Haye <Br/> <Br/>ItnI smart <Br/> <Br/>Oye hoye <Br/> <Br/>ItnI mast <Br/> <Br/>Haye main mar janwan <Br/> <Br/>ItnI cute <Br/> <Br/>Itni IntellIgent <Br/> <Br/>ItnI lovaBle <Br/> <Br/>Aur kItnI sweet hai <Br/> <Br/>WARNING: Iss msg ke saBhi shaBd farzii hai. <Br/>Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai. <Br/>eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Honda City mei Bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Jiddat k iss daur mein, <Br/>Shadi ho LAHORE mein.. <Br/> <Br/>Pyaari si ik Biwi ho, <Br/>Jaisay rangeen tv ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Gol matol sey saalay hon, <Br/>Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon.. <Br/> <Br/>Pyaari si ik saali ho, <Br/>Biwi k Baad ghar wali ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Jiddat k iss daur mein, <Br/>shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
A puBlic Service Msg <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain . <Br/> <Br/>Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;-> <Br/>
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua, <Br/> <Br/>To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta <Br/> <Br/>JawaB Mein Wo Bola., <Br/> <Br/>Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey <Br/>Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
MazBoti Per AB Ha Yaqeen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pesh Ha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis <Br/>ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Batao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chalo Mein Btata hun. <Br/> <Br/>Ans. <Br/>FIRE BRIGADE, <Br/> <Br/>Q K Orat ka kam aag Bujhana nhi, <Br/> <Br/>Aag lagana hy
Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt KaB Ho Ga? <Br/> <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>Simple Jan|X <Br/>JaB Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
KaB "TOOT" jaye, <Br/>"MOBILE" he to hai! <Br/> <Br/>KaB "BADAL"jaye, <Br/>"SIM" he to hai! <Br/> <Br/>Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KaB "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!! <Br/> <Br/>Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola <Br/>Hum Sedha Jata Tha <Br/>Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha <Br/>Hum Seadha Chalta Geya <Br/> <Br/>Road Yakdam Mur Gya <Br/> <Br/>Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha <Br/> <Br/>Humne Break Mara <Br/> <Br/>Darkht Nahin Ruka <Br/>Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara <Br/>Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong NumBers Pr, <Br/> <Br/>Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AjeeB He Andaz e MuhaBat Tumhara papu <Br/> <Br/>"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.