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Hight Of Hasrut <Br/> <Br/>Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Boy To Teacher: <Br/> <Br/>Mam I Love U . <Br/> <Br/>Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother , <Br/> <Br/>Boy Dailed A NumBer 4rm MoB & Said <Br/>"DAD I Have Done Ur Work, <Br/>Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai <Br/>Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte <Br/>Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se <Br/>Baita SharaB Mat Peena Wrna <Br/>Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain <Br/>4 Nazar Ayeinge. <Br/>Bacha: Magar ABBu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Stop! <Br/>Don''t Press down..!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Said Stop..!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>KamBakhtoon ko jis Baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!! <Br/> <Br/>Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
IqBal K Kehnay Pe JaB Basera Kiya <Br/>Shaheen Ne Chattanon May... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
Friend 2 pathan. <Br/>Yaar Aaj tumhara moBile Bohat Baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni Behan ka moBile ley aaya hu
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini" <Br/>Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha <Br/>K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur <Br/>Us Film Ka Naam Hoga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"WAZNI"...=P;->
DARD NAK KAHANI. <Br/> <Br/>aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi. <Br/> <Br/>Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho. <Br/> <Br/>Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia. <Br/>Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>Is tara Bni ya <Br/>''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
DARD NAK KAHANI. <Br/> <Br/>aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi. <Br/> <Br/>Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho. <Br/> <Br/>Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia. <Br/>Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>Is tara Bni ya <Br/>''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
5 years, <Br/>20 suBjects, <Br/>200 practicals, <Br/>2000 lectures, <Br/>20000 insults <Br/> <Br/>A normal human <Br/>Being cant do all this! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The remaining aBnormals are called <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DOCTORS..!