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<Br/> <Br/>Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_ <Br/>Kal ma aaj jaisi koi Bat ho na ho_ <Br/>Apki <Br/>"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chahy ap mai <Br/>"INSANO "wali koi Bat ho na ho... ;-> <Br/> <Br/> SuBmited in : Funny SMS <Br/> <Br/>Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2 <Br/> <Br/>Share <Br/>SuBmitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) <Br/>
Agar Buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote.. <Br/> <Br/>REEMA over load hogae, <Br/> <Br/>SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak, <Br/> <Br/>Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Tez raftaari k Ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae, <Br/> <Br/>MEERA pr sawar ho jao, <Br/> <Br/>SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya, <Br/> <Br/>NIRMA thuk gae, <Br/> <Br/>RESHAM ko loot lya gaya, <Br/> <Br/>BABRA SHARIF ki Bearing rod toot gae, <Br/> <Br/>NIGHAT pr pathrao, <Br/> <Br/>Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey <Br/>K Khuda K Liye <Br/>Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy <Br/>Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain <Br/>Q K....... <Br/>Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B <Br/>Dil Kerta Hey 0r <Br/>Mera Gala KharaB Hey
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya GhaliB... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti <Br/>Hay ..
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Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae <Br/> <Br/>1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>3. RamBo : Khooni Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam <Br/> <Br/>5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->
Aata Hy Yaad Humain DouBle Sawari Ka Zamana, <Br/>Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana, <Br/>Wo Kaminapan Krna, <Br/>Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana, <Br/>Wo Bachiyan Phansana, <Br/>Wo Hasna Hasana, <Br/>Wo C-View Jana, <Br/>Wo Baot Basin Per Raja SahaB Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana, <Br/>Wo Logo Ki Hatana, <Br/>Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana <Br/>Burns Road Jana, <Br/>Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana, <Br/>Wo Paise Urana, <Br/>Na Wo Din Hain <Br/>Na Ratain, <Br/>Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He <Br/> <Br/>Beta Ye Wo Jagah He <Br/>Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha <Br/>Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Gadhe Ne Kaha <Br/>Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki <Br/>dekhne gaya <Br/>Larki ki maa Be-hosh ho <Br/>gai <Br/> <Br/>JaB hosh aaya <Br/>Tou waja poochi !! <Br/> <Br/>Tou Maa Boli 25 saal <Br/>pehle Ye mujhy Bhi <Br/>dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna <Br/>Send Kro k Meri Honay <Br/>Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch <Br/>Jaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" Jaan Tum Kahan <Br/>Rehti Ho <Br/>Apna Adress Tou <Br/>Bata Do ... " <Br/> <Br/>Plz Meri Madad Kare''n <Br/>=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->
~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S <Br/>POEM ~ <Br/> <Br/>He didnt lyk d curry & <Br/>He didnt lyk my cake <Br/>He said my Biscuits <Br/>were 2hard <Br/>Not lyk his mother <Br/>used 2 make <Br/>I didnt prepare <Br/>coffee rite <Br/>He didnt lyk the stew <Br/>I didnt mend his socks <Br/>d way his mother used 2 <Br/>I pondered 4 an answer <Br/>I was looking 4 a clue <Br/>Isnt dere anything I <Br/>cud do 2 match his <Br/>mothers shoe? <Br/>Then I smiled as I <Br/>saw light <Br/>1 Thing I cud definitely <Br/>do <Br/>I turnd around & <Br/>slapped him tight <Br/>Just like his mother <Br/>used 2 ... ;->