Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

May, 13 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 2179 views Funny

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A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

hamse sms ka panga acha nahi

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

Teacher told all student

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Larki apney BF se!

Larki apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P

girl to boy hum apn

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

a girl asks her mom

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

Kon Kehta Hai Ke

Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>

MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME

MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....

''1 student exam

''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai

student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Teacher

Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye

Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!

Teacher : Kya

t r u t h of

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

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Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

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