B SMS Messages22988 messages

YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , , <Br/> <Br/>Woh Kehte hAiN <Br/>''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia, <Br/>construction k Baad uper wale part pe color kia, <Br/>r neeche wale part pe likh dia <Br/> <Br/>"same as aBovE"... ;->
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe <Br/>k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana <Br/>rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya <Br/>Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe <Br/>ne is martaBa Bhi chuhiya pr <Br/>dhyan na dya Profesor Bola, dekha, <Br/>Bhook main zyada taqat hy. <Br/>Pichli Bench se awaz ayi <Br/>Sir ek dafa chuhiya B Badal kr dekhen... =P ;->
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>taB he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
Motivational Thought <Br/> <Br/>In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected loan for Mukesh AmBani(world''s richest man) <Br/> <Br/>In 2008, Mukesh AmBani decided to Buy IDBI Bank <Br/> <Br/>This shows that nothing is impossiBle <Br/> <Br/>Now in 2009, Citi Bank rejected loan for me <Br/> <Br/>But in 2020, I''m planning to... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Apply 4 loan again. :-)
Karachi girl to Boy <Br/> <Br/>"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, <Br/>Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah, <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa Be dharrak, <Br/> <Br/>Millat ka paasBan hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi. <Br/>HsBnd: JB TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho <Br/>WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA <Br/>HSBnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA. <Br/>PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di. <Br/>Or BoLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke <Br/>PAKISTAN ko world champion <Br/>Bana sakti hai to, <Br/> <Br/>ek Bar phr dua karen k ek momin <Br/>apni BV k pas chala jae, <Br/> <Br/>(AMEEN) <Br/>pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
Ek Bacha khait main aalu nikalnay <Br/>main dada ki help ker raha tha <Br/>thak ker Bola. <Br/>" aap nay yeh saB zameen main daBaiy <Br/>he kion thay ."=P;->
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun <Br/> <Br/>"WasSI" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
Kisi ko Board mein numBer Brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Asif Ali Zardari"