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PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy <Br/>LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh BArhAi jAyE! <Br/> <Br/>BoSS: YAAr MEri BAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kABhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAB mAt KijiyE, <Br/> <Br/>BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEBi DukAn sE MErE NuMBEr pAr <Br/>''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN.. <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
Being Single Is So <Br/>Lovely & So Lucky !!! <Br/>It Has Its Own Charm <Br/> <Br/>Even If SomeBody Asks <Br/>Why r U Single ? <Br/>Just Tell Them <Br/>"God Is <Br/>Writing d Best Love <Br/>Story Ever 4 Me " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Send Thi sSingle Msg <Br/>To All Ur Single Frndz <Br/>& Let Them Know Its <Br/>Great Time Buddy <Br/> <Br/>~*~ Happy <Br/>Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho <Br/>jata hy <Br/>JaB dono''nBaray ho <Br/>Jaty hyn tou unko pata <Br/>chalta hy k dono''n <Br/>Murghay hyn ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral : <Br/> <Br/>Choti Umar Mein Pyar <Br/>Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->
wife:-2day <Br/>night I Saw a <Br/>dream dat u were <Br/>sendng me <Br/>Jewelry <Br/> <Br/>HusBand :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d Bill..!
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
Is se Bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz <Br/>Washroom ke lote me koi tehzaB dal gaya
SuB se slow Baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or socho. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ni pta.?. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ALTAF BHAI." <Br/> <Br/>1 min mei sirf 3 word Bolta hy ;->
When a Man holds a Woman''s hand <Br/> <Br/>Before marriage, <Br/>ITS LOVE; <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage <Br/> <Br/>Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaBa shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay Bhaagnay laga,mein B Bhaagnay laga or Bhaagtay Bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qariB aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr Bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qariB aaya or phisal gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay? <Br/> <Br/>Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati! <Br/> <Br/>Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.? <Br/> <Br/>Bivi: Aap ne Bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Mei tou Bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai juB suna hum ne <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''This song is Brought to you By touch condom.. ;->