What is common Between
<Br/>Zindagi ka Safar & women?
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<Br/>Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se Bahir nikla,
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<Br/>B.V.Khan saB suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?
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<Br/>pathan, arey khana kharaB ki Bachi
<Br/>hum suhagrat manaye ga
<Br/>to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
<Br/>Sath wali seat pe ek Bari Bi Beth gæin.
<Br/>Unk pass 7UP ki Bottle thi..
<Br/>Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
<Br/>2 hours Bad larke ne unki Bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k Bola,
<Br/>"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
<Br/>Is per Bari Bee Boli...
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<Br/>"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
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<Br/>Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
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<Br/>Ek Din Aaega!
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<Br/>JaB Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
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<Br/>"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote
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<Br/>To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat Bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
<Br/>kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
<Br/>us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
<Br/>or sheikh sB ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
<Br/>min dBo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
