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Gharaylo Totky

Gharaylo Totky 1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.HisaB BraBr 2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega 3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 Bar phansi lga lain agr Bach gy tu Bht faida hoga 4-Agr ap k Bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly B kBi jail kati ha? . . . Mulzim:janaB 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen Bht moti thi me kamyaB nai ho ska:-D

Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy

Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)

btao mri bhens kahan ha

Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha Larky ka dost Bola: zra dkh k Btao mri Bhens kahan ha:-D

Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

Govt ne pehle.. Oil..k rates Berha dyay, phir Aata..phir Chawal..phir Cheeni..phir SaBzi..phir kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour Barha dia.. AB govt k pas kuch Barhanay ko nai raha to To... To... To... Ptcl numBer main 1 digit Barha dia :)

HELP My Frnd.

Plz,,, HELP My Frnd.... Gul Khan Gul khan Boht pareshan hai... Kya koi usay Bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?

Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena

B4 u speak. (listen) B4 u pray.. (forgive) B4 u quit.. (try) B4 U hate.. (love) B4 u die. (Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qaBul hogi. Us ne roza rakha. Sara din Bari mushkil se guzara. Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya. Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho? Woh Bola peer saB suBah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

I love to walk in a rain

English Theory "I love to walk in a rain Because no one can see my tears" Pakistani Theory "Main Barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

I love to walk in a rain

English Theory "I love to walk in a rain Because no one can see my tears" Pakistani Theory "Main Barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech Pure Heart Peaceful Eyes Strong Hands Focused Mind &Determined Decision Always Make U "BoRinG"...!!! So,chiLL maro Or JungLi Bn k rahO! ;-)

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni Baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya MatlaB main samjha nahi....??

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