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Question paper in year 2020: <Br/> <Br/>Q.1 <Br/>Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found. <Br/> <Br/>Q.2 <Br/>How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words. <Br/> <Br/>Q.3 <Br/>Draw a neat n laBelled diagram of a suicide jacket. <Br/> <Br/>Q.4 <Br/>In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples. <Br/> <Br/>Q.5 <Br/>Write the complete name of PAKISTAN. <Br/> <Br/>Q.6 <Br/>Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09) <Br/> <Br/>Aus won the toss & decided to Bat first <Br/> <Br/>AUS V/s Pak <Br/> <Br/>AUS: 323/7 (50) <Br/>PAK: 325/8 (48.4) <Br/> <Br/>(peshawar TV) <Br/>=P ;)
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy? <Br/> <Br/>Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
1 Aadmi Bike pe ja raha tha. <Br/>Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darBaar chalo gay? <Br/> <Br/>Driver: jee haan <Br/> <Br/>Nargis: kya lo gay? <Br/> <Br/>Driver: paisay
Agr MoBile companies Bijli Banati to kya hota ? <Br/> <Br/>Pehle 2 ghante k Bad Bijli free, <Br/> <Br/>5 frnds n family memBers ko 600 unit free, <Br/> <Br/>weekends pr Bijli totaly free, <Br/> <Br/>rat 12 Bje se suBah 6 Bje tk Bijli 5 rupe ghnta, <Br/> <Br/>Bijli TM HI TO HO, <Br/> <Br/>unit Bijli or Bill pr NO SMJHOTA, <Br/> <Br/>Bijli the smart choice, <Br/> <Br/>isse sasti srf momBti
GaBBar: <Br/>Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..! <Br/> <Br/>Viru: <Br/>Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga.. <Br/> <Br/>GaBBar: <Br/>ABey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Kia aap k0 pata hay ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B00ks samnay rakh kar B na perh panay wali Bemari ka nam kia hay ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He <Br/>Nurse Se Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LIGHT AARAHI HAI? <Br/> <Br/>Nurse: No <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bacha Bola: <Br/>Oh Shit <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] <Br/> <Br/>Ye lo Bangali BaBa ka taviz <Br/>Jis larki kø Bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni Bv ka dil jeet skta hy <Br/> <Br/>Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna <Br/>Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat B chor skta hun. <Br/> <Br/>Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....! <Br/> <Br/>Bv ne sun kr jwaB dia <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat <Br/>Tareen Makhlooq Ho <Br/>Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen <Br/>SharaBi Ho .. <Br/>Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se <Br/>SharaB Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)