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Hey Dude <Br/>A Piece Of Advice <Br/>For You ... !! <Br/> <Br/>Never Think Yourself <Br/> <Br/>As An Ugly Person <Br/> <Br/>Always <Br/> <Br/>Consider Yourself <Br/> <Br/>A Beautiful <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Monkey ... ;->
~ T r u t h ~ <Br/> <Br/>Of Every Ten (10) <Br/>Person <Br/>Who Talk ABout You <Br/>Nine (9) Will Say <Br/>Something Bad <Br/>& <Br/>The Tenth (10th) Will <Br/>Say Something Good In <Br/>A Bad Way ... ;->
They Said ... <Br/> <Br/>There Would Be Black <Br/>President When Pigs <Br/>Fly ... <Br/> <Br/>OBama Became <Br/>President And Only <Br/>Several Months Later <Br/> <Br/>"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Want To Go USA <Br/> <Br/>Here''s A Chance For You <Br/> <Br/>Mr.OBama Is Waiting <Br/>For You To Be In <Br/>White House <Br/> <Br/>Get Ready <Br/> <Br/>Because <Br/> <Br/>He I In Search Of <Br/>Dog For His Daughter ;)
If You Keep Your <Br/>Feet Firmly On The <Br/>Ground ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>You''ll Have TrouBle <Br/>Putting On Your <Br/>Pants ... ;->
Faqeer-1 rupay ka <Br/>sawal hy SahaB ! <Br/> <Br/>SahaB-Aray kam as <Br/>kam meri auqat dkh kr <Br/>maang <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer-10 rupay ka <Br/>sawal hy SahaB <Br/> <Br/>SahaB-ABay, apni <Br/>auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Judge - Sach Sach <Br/>BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi <Br/>Per Kis Waja Se Haath <Br/>Uthaya Tha <Br/> <Br/>Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki <Br/>Waja Se <Br/>1. Us ki Kamar Meri <Br/>Taraf Thi <Br/>2. Us k Haath Me Belan <Br/>Nhi Tha <Br/>3. Aur SaB Se Bari <Br/>Waja, Mere Bhaagne k <Br/>Liye Darwaza Khula <Br/>Tha ... ;->
A man was lost alone <Br/>on an island. 1day he <Br/>decided 2 Build a <Br/>wooden Boat.Suddenly <Br/>a grl comes & man uses <Br/>d wood 4 makin <Br/>a Bed <Br/> <Br/>Moral: A girl can <Br/>change Ur aim ..
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>suBajh sham dil Beqrar rehta har <Br/> <Br/>koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani Bhejo <Br/> <Br/>tum se raBta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara <Br/> <Br/>dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her lafz se roshni photti hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>aB to mushkil hai is package se Bachna <Br/> <Br/>10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah...! <Br/> <Br/>Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>Aao <Br/>Mithi Mithi Batein Karein <Br/>"AAM" <Br/>Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>HAPPY <Br/>MANGO SEASON.
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai <Br/> <Br/>Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai <Br/> <Br/>Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai <Br/> <Br/>U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr BAAr TujhE <Br/>Khud hE LAmBi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , , <Br/> <Br/>LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL <Br/>k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->