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"students Vs teacherz".. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>When We R in class, We R ''students'', <Br/>When They R in class, They R ''scholars'' <Br/>When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction'' <Br/>When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes'' <Br/>When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty'' <Br/>When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,'' <Br/>When They Don''T Do, They R ''Busy'' <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par <Br/>meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the. <Br/>Is saal kia irada ha. <Br/>Shohar: is saal us main <Br/>current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Andhi Chlay To SaB Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ankhain Band H0ti Hain. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Darwazay Bajtay Hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Comm0n Sense <Br/>Yaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"LIGHT JATI HAI" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Happy Aandhi Night
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu.. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
In Ghajini <Br/>If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana, <Br/>The Movie Will Get A Gross <Br/>Collection Of 500 Crores.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali <Br/>Company Ney Add Banaya Hae: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
Larka Larki Went On A Date, <Br/>Baap Ki Cal Aayi, <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Kaha Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha <Br/>JanaB 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare <Br/>School Main Teacher Nahin Aya. <Br/> <Br/>Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai, <Br/>Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
Teri Dosti Ko Me NiBhaoun Ga <Br/> <Br/>Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga <Br/> <Br/>Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost <Br/> <Br/>Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga, <Br/>Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga, <Br/>Yun to sms krnay ko or Bhi hain, <Br/>Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha: <Br/>"Agar aap koi lafz 3 Baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,," <Br/> <Br/>Saari larkian kehne lagi... <Br/>"hAmY" <Br/>"hAmY" <Br/>"hAmY" <Br/> <Br/>Silly Gurlz... ;->
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga. <Br/>Papa : Kyu Beta? <Br/> <Br/>Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Papa : Toh Kya Hua? <Br/> <Br/>Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->