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Girl to Boy
Girl to Boy: Hum apney Betay ka naam kia rakhain gey? <Br/> <Br/>Boy! <Br/> <Br/>Very Simple.. <Br/>Ager shadi se pehley hoa to.. <Br/>Asif Zardari, <Br/> <Br/>Oor ager Baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper: <Br/>Aaj k Bad mera kutta Bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi.. <Br/> <Br/>Shopekepper: <Br/>Bohat Behtar janaB appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Bohat Kiya intizar, <Br/>Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn .... <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>Wah g Wah... <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>kiy kehna... <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin JaB Aayi Pooon, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SuB Ne Kaha...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se: <Br/>Papa Khana KaB Khaen Ge ? <Br/>Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr <Br/>Khana Khaen Ge <Br/> <Br/>Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki JaniB Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
Din raat SmS kr
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ghar ki ghanti Bajny pr B moBile utha leta hon... ;->
Ek din milla wo mujh say
Ek din milla wo mujh say, <Br/> <Br/>Bujha Bujha sa <Br/>Jhuka jhuka sa <Br/>Udasiyoun main <Br/>Racha Bassa sa .... <Br/> <Br/>Jo main nay poochha.. <Br/>Udaas kyon ho..? <Br/> <Br/>Jhuka ke palkain , <Br/> <Br/>Chupa ke chehra , <Br/> <Br/>Laga wo kehnay , <Br/> <Br/>Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Teacher: <Br/>Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha? <Br/> <Br/>Pappu: Hazrat Adam! <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: <Br/>ShaBash! AB Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ? <Br/> <Br/>Pappu: Pakistani.. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Woh kese? <Br/> <Br/>Pappu: <Br/>Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha, <Br/>Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha, <Br/>Bijli Nai Thi, <Br/>Gas Nai Thi.. <Br/> <Br/>Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey <Br/>Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey <Br/>Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per, <Br/> <Br/>Phir usne apni Birthday pe Bulaya cake pr, <Br/> <Br/>Hum ne kuch Baten ki Beth kr, <Br/> <Br/>Uske Bhai ne hamari Baten sunli late kr, <Br/> <Br/>Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr, <Br/> <Br/>Ek haftey tak me leta rha Bed pr, <Br/> <Br/>AB kaBhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha
Aaj ek mukaBla ho rha. <Br/>MukaBlay main Bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain. <Br/>Is ki entry fees koi Bhi nhi hay. <Br/>Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay. <Br/>Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay. <Br/>MukaBla yeah hay kay kon is numBer pr <Br/>03216307893 <Br/>Ziada easy load krwata hay. <Br/>Best of luck... =P ;->
Yaad Rakho:
Yaad Rakho: <Br/>TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do.. <Br/> <Br/>( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi ) <Br/>Book: <Br/>Baghairti k 14 Asool..!! <Br/>
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice
MuBarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur AB Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga, <Br/>Atta, <Br/>Ghee, <Br/>Bijli, <Br/>Petrol, <Br/>Gas Free Milega. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

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