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AB to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k, <Br/>"AmRaAaAZ" <Br/> <Br/>SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)
Khan : Yar ABi Tumhara Amma <Br/>Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy? <Br/> <Br/>Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy <Br/>Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy <Br/> <Br/>Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga, <Br/>Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . . <Br/>A 17 Years Old Boy Need <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Balance. . . . . <Br/>His NumBer Is <Br/>"0321-6307893" <Br/>Please Send Him Balance. <Br/>Dnt Ignore It. <Br/>And Dnt Change The NumBer.=P;->
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend.. <Br/> <Br/>Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly.. <Br/> <Br/>B.Friend Says: ABay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali <Br/>Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend.. <Br/> <Br/>Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly.. <Br/> <Br/>B.Friend Says: ABay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali <Br/>Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
KaBhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana <Br/>Hum Tum Ko, <Br/>Chicken Biryani, <Br/>Qorma, <Br/>Tikka Boti, <Br/>Seekh KaBaB, <Br/>Custard <Br/>GulaB Jamun, <Br/>Ice Cream, <Br/>KaBhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana <Br/>Hum Tum Ko <Br/>Chicken Biryani <Br/>Qorma <Br/>Tikka Boti <Br/>Seekh KaBaB <Br/>Custard <Br/>GulaB Jamun <Br/>Ice Cream <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;-> <Br/> <Br/>Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
SaB Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye <Br/> <Br/>Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye <Br/> <Br/>JaB Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran <Br/> <Br/>Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
Pta Ha <Br/>Is MuLk Ka <Br/>ProBLem <Br/>Kya Ha? <Br/> <Br/>Hr MAA k0 <Br/>ApNi BeTi K Lye <Br/>Chahiye: <Br/>1 BeautiFul, <Br/>Educated, <Br/>GuD''Loking larKa <Br/> <Br/>uFf <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB Ma aKyLa <Br/>KiS KiS Se <Br/>ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Awo SuB Mil Kar <Br/>ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
A Parody Of Zong Song <Br/>Enjoy Krte Raho <Br/>Tv Dekhte Raho <Br/>Parhae Par KaBhe Tawajja Dena Nae <Br/>Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke <Br/>Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me <Br/>To Cheatng Karte Raho <Br/>Pass Hote Raho <Br/>Result Per KaBhe Tawajja Dena Nae <Br/>Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run
How To Impress A Kam Wali ? <Br/>Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
In The ABsence Of Noor Jahan, <Br/> <Br/>This Time NaseeBo Lal <Br/>Will Sing Battle Songs Like: <Br/> <Br/>''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.