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Cho0se one numBer; <Br/> <Br/>10 <Br/> <Br/>20 <Br/> <Br/>30 <Br/> <Br/>40 <Br/> <Br/>50 <Br/> <Br/>60 <Br/> <Br/>70 <Br/> <Br/>80 <Br/> <Br/>90 <Br/> <Br/>100 <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/>i will tell you <Br/>Nothing <Br/>Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST" <Br/> <Br/>Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT! <Br/> <Br/>Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khaBri milegi.. <Br/> <Br/>Dont Delete dis iz real, <Br/> <Br/>1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye <Br/> <Br/>1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2Bje uske ABBU ne fone pe Baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie, <Br/> <Br/>1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya <Br/>to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia <Br/> <Br/>so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
Heer..Ranj <Br/> <Br/>Soni..Maiwal <Br/> <Br/>Laila..Majnu <Br/> <Br/>SahiBa..Mirza <Br/> <Br/>Romio..Joleat <Br/> <Br/>Sasi..Panu <Br/> <Br/>Sheren..Frhad <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Coming Soon <Br/> <Br/>The Bigest Lover Of 2009 <Br/> <Br/>Sheery Zardari ;->
Facts ABt Me: <Br/> <Br/>Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2 <Br/>Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me <Br/>When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew ABt Gravity
My Girlfriend Suggested <Br/>A Book For Me To Read To <Br/>Enhance Our Relationship <Br/> <Br/>It''s Entitled : <Br/> <Br/>" Women Are From <Br/>Venus, Men Are <Br/>Wrong ..." ;->
parho ge., likho ge., <Br/>ho ge KharaB... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge., <Br/>Bano ge NawaB... <Br/> <Br/>(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
AB terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI" <Br/> <Br/>Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Santa: Tum guitar Bahot acha Bajate ho! <Br/>Me Bahar khada sun raha tha <Br/>Banta: Mai kahan Baja raha tha? <Br/>Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
<Br/>Ek Aurat <Br/>Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas <Br/>Gai Aur Kehne Lagi: <Br/>"Me Apne Chote Bete <Br/>Ki Waja Se Bht <Br/>Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti <Br/>k Laddu Bna Bna k <Br/>Khata Hy" <Br/> <Br/>Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat <Br/>Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou <Br/>Khud Hi Adat Chooth <Br/>Jayegi" <Br/> <Br/>Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj <Br/>Bataye''n Wrna Mere <Br/>Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro <Br/>Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n <Br/>Gi " ;->
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya <Br/>Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj <Br/>Kia Khaas Kaam Krna <Br/>Thaa <Br/>Soch Soch Ker <Br/>SuBha 5 Bajey Yaad <Br/>Aaya ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou <Br/>Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
I <Br/>Am <Br/>The <Br/>Most <Br/>Outstanding <Br/>Student Of <Br/>My <Br/>Class ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because , <Br/> <Br/>I <Br/>Always <Br/>Stand <Br/>Outside <Br/>The Class ... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>[Presudent Of <Br/>Out-standing Students]
Memon Apne Bache <Br/>Ko mar Rha Tha <Br/>Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q <Br/>Mar Rahe ho <Br/>Memon Ye Toilet Jana <Br/>Chahta H <Br/>Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne <Br/>Do <Br/>Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr <Br/>Bhool :age Gi ;->