<Br/>An ECONOMIST
<Br/>Is A Surgeon With
<Br/>An Excellent Scalpel
<Br/>And Rough-edged
<Br/>Lancet,
<Br/>Who Operates
<Br/>Beautifully On The
<Br/>Dead And Tortures
<Br/>Living ... ;->
Teacher: Draw A
<Br/>Diagram Of Bacteria
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Here It Is Sir
<Br/>
<Br/>Teacher: Where? You
<Br/>Haven''t Drawn
<Br/>Anything
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Sir, Can You
<Br/>See Bacteria Without
<Br/>Microscope ... ;->
Teacher: Draw A
<Br/>Diagram Of Bacteria
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Here It Is Sir
<Br/>
<Br/>Teacher: Where? You
<Br/>Haven''t Drawn
<Br/>Anything
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Sir, Can You
<Br/>See Bacteria Without
<Br/>Microscope ... ;->
When I waz a kid my
<Br/>mom told that angels
<Br/>live in heaven ...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Now I know that it is
<Br/>not true
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>B''coz if angels live in
<Br/>heaven
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Why am I here ... ;)
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
<Br/>To HusBnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
<Br/>Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
<Br/>
<Br/>Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
<Br/>Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
