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Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se KaBhi JeB Nahi Katoge !" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun AB <Br/> <Br/>Aagey Se Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Balki Pichhe Se JeB Katunga..
Teachr: Konsa Parinda SuB Se Tez Urta Hai? <Br/>Student: Haathi! <Br/> <Br/>Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai? <Br/>Student: Wo DSP Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi SaB Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Apny Waado Ko KaBhi Pora Na Kro <Br/>JaB Tak Tumhary Sath <Br/>''Kutty Wali'' <Br/>Na Hojaye... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>(Asif Zardari )
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? <Br/>Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy. <Br/>Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha. <Br/>Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
Aao! <Br/> <Br/>Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge> <Br/> <Br/>Hm Wafa krenge> <Br/> <Br/>Hm MohaBBat krenge> <Br/> <Br/>Sirf Or Sirf Apne <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Ap"se... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sorry <Br/>may B insan ho mera B dil kerta hy chawal marnay <Br/>ko.. =P ;->
23rd March ... <Br/>A Day To Realize The <Br/>Value Of The Freedom <Br/>Let''s CeleBrate This <Br/>Day With Grand <Br/>JuBilation & Pray That <Br/>May ALLAH Protect Our <Br/>Country 4m Zardari ;)
1 Box wasn''t opening <Br/>Physician came n aply <Br/>all laws <Br/>Chemist came n aply al <Br/>reaction But nt open <Br/>mathematician came n <Br/>say <Br/>''LET''S SIPOSE It IS <Br/>OPEN" !! ;->
Hi <Br/> <Br/>The Cute <Br/> <Br/>Sweet <Br/> <Br/>Most Graceful <Br/> <Br/>The Smartest <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Beautiful <Br/> <Br/>Person <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khush ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chalo AB Apna Kaam <Br/>Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi <Br/>Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
Hi <Br/> <Br/>The Cute <Br/> <Br/>Sweet <Br/> <Br/>Most Graceful <Br/> <Br/>The Smartest <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Beautiful <Br/> <Br/>Person <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khush ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chalo AB Apna Kaam <Br/>Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi <Br/>Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
Pride, Attitude And <Br/>Confidence Are Like <Br/>Underwear, You Should <Br/>Always Have It, But <Br/>Need Not To Show It, <Br/>Unless Offcourse You <Br/>Are A "Superman" ;)
Bruce Lee''s <Br/>Favorite <Br/>VegetaBle=Mu-Lee <Br/>Festival=Diwa-Lee <Br/>Actres=Sona-Lee <Br/>Music=Qawa-Lee <Br/>Film=Coo-Lee <Br/>Animal=Bil-Lee <Br/>Brain=Urs <Br/>Why ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kha-Lee ... ;->