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Badboo aap ne maari hai
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu" <Br/>JaB Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Excuse me <Br/>BadBoo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
made in pakistan run fast
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house. <Br/>On the way, <Br/> <Br/>Toyota pased By. <Br/> <Br/>He told the driver: <Br/> <Br/>Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast. <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/>Honda passed. <Br/> <Br/>He again: <Br/> <Br/>Honda, made in Japan runs very fast. <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/>for Prado, <Br/> <Br/>He again gave same compliment. <Br/> <Br/>Taxi Driver got angry. <Br/> <Br/>When reached the destination, <Br/> <Br/>Taxi driver: <Br/> <Br/>Rs.4,000 Please. <Br/> <Br/>Japnese:Wht? <Br/> <Br/>So much this is. <Br/> <Br/>The angry drivr replied: <Br/> <Br/>Txi meter <Br/> <Br/>Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..
Piyarey <Br/>Or <Br/>Aziz dosto.. <Br/> <Br/>ASLAM O ALAIKUM..! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bas Salam kar ke <Br/>10 nekiyan laini thi, <Br/>aB apna kam karo... ;->
William Studyfear said.
William Studyfear said...!!! <Br/> <Br/>"This life is too short even to get full sleep...! <Br/>I don''t know how people find time to study...! <Br/>so ketaBain Bnd kro <Br/>aur so jao..
An unmarried girl''s request
An unmarried girl''s request: <Br/>Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye <Br/> <Br/>"Kahan hein ap? <Br/>KaB ain gey? <Br/>Apni ami ko jaldi Bhejein. <Br/>Mene or nahi parhna.":-( <Br/>plz fwd!:-P
Have We Ever Realized
Have We Ever Realized That the Word <Br/>''STUDYING'' is Actually a ComBination of the Word, <Br/> <Br/>''STUDENT'' <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>''DYING'' :-)
R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me taBiyat kharaB ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha <Br/> <Br/>R U Sick suffering from fever <Br/>pathan <Br/> <Br/>No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
gaoon main ziada sardi parti
Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k Bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: hmary gaon me is se B ziada sardi parti he. <Br/>Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeB c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai.. <Br/> <Br/>P000OON... ;->
I love u bolo
I love u Bolo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mjy nai <Br/> <Br/>apny jevan sthi ko <Br/> <Br/>(\./) <Br/>/.".)"^----;";_ <Br/>\,,/"( , , ) \ <Br/>//\\ //\\ <Br/> <Br/>aB thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
pathan pilot jahaz land karne
1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per Boht khush hua <Br/> <Br/>neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga <Br/> <Br/>pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz, <Br/>1 aaBdoz ko mara hai, <Br/>airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi <Br/> <Br/>pathan:wo kia? <Br/> <Br/>Airman:Bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
Chinese scientists ne tehkikat
Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k Baad <Br/>yeh inkeshaf kya hai , <Br/>k surmaee chupkali ko agar uBal ker dhoop main sukha ker , <Br/>papar jesa karunchi hone k Baad khaya jae to us se ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->
I Don''t Have A Car.
I travel on Bike Because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of ruBBer shafted along the rod aBle to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carBon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamBer end resulting in the irreversaBle reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of ruBBer along the concrete peBBles. <Br/> <Br/>Aasan Lafzo Mein.. <Br/>I Don''t Have A <Br/>Car... =P ;->

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