William Studyfear said.

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

May, 12 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2362 views Funny

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Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

Zara Sochain ......

Zara Sochain ......

Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k

Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy

2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE

2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->

Sweet like honey, Costly like money,

Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,

"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Sorry! Galti se y

Sorry! Galti se ye msg aapko send ho gaya niche mat parhna niche ghalat salat likha hua hai.
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GHALAT-SALAT"

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msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

''Naa hame haarna

''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''

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