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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: <Br/> <Br/>Is JuMLe ki Urdu BAtAo <Br/> <Br/>"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BAngALi: <Br/> <Br/>"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo, <Br/>JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN BhEj0, <Br/>Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo, <Br/> <Br/>sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo.. <Br/> <Br/>GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra, <Br/>3,4,5,6. <Br/>Kisi Ne Kha Khan SahaB Yeh Kya? <Br/>Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?" <Br/> <Br/>GIRL:"Kahan?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?" <Br/> <Br/>GIRL:"OK. <Br/>9.0 chalte hain?" <Br/> <Br/>BOY: Qasam se <Br/>Baji <Br/>Yahan tu mazzaq krna Bhi azzaaB hai...
Amir Khan ne <Br/>3 IDIOTS mai TaBle pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!! <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P <Br/> <Br/>GEO PAKISTANI ;)
man:I''d like to Buy som dog food <Br/> <Br/>Salesman: do u''ve dog? <Br/> <Br/>Man:Yes <Br/> <Br/>sale:Wr? <Br/> <Br/>Man:home <Br/> <Br/>Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy <Br/> <Br/>next day <Br/> <Br/>man:do u''ve cat food? <Br/> <Br/>Sale:whr''s cat? <Br/> <Br/>Man:home <Br/> <Br/>Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat <Br/> <Br/>3day man walks in wid Bag <Br/> <Br/>Sale:Wts in Bag? <Br/> <Br/>Man: put ur hand in <Br/> <Br/>Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it? <Br/> <Br/>Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
Indian Cricket Team <Br/>AUR <Br/>Toilet mai <Br/>Kya similarity Hai ? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Pata <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>Socho? <Br/> <Br/>Think <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>Simple Yaar <Br/>? <Br/>"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai <Br/>aur <Br/>"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !! <Br/> <Br/>Holy <Br/>Truthful <Br/>Pure <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>That''s Why <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>When Boys Say. <Br/>''I Love You''. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girls Remove Their Sandals. <Br/>
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai? <Br/>ek <Br/>shauk se <Br/>aur <Br/>ek khauf se <Br/>Shauk hume he nahi <Br/>aur <Br/>Khauf to hame <Br/>kisi ka Bhi nahi he <Br/> <Br/>To Jiyo Bindas...
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: <Br/> <Br/>Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, <Br/>Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . . <Br/>kheltay raho. . . <Br/>kartay raho click <Br/>BhaBi Bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaiB malik. .