Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

May, 12 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2242 views Funny

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Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!

Teacher Asked A Student

Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?

Student : Jii, Pehle Butt

Phr Rajput

Phr Darzi

Aur

Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

HaPPy NeW YeAr

HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
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Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

What a pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga

2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga

3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga

4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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