Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3167 views       Funny

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Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->