Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

May, 12 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2524 views Funny

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It Is Very Easy

It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U

Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->

''Jo log garm pani m ''

''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay

Lost in a animal

Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

("v")
(( ))
Bird

()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey

(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!

Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

jungle me raheta hon

jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->

raat ki neend nahi to kya howa

Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->

Dost Mere Marne K baad

Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena

Kya.....????

Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi

Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->

maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

A brand new love story.....

A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

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