Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->