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"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
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"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
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kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
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Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
April fool
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???
She Starts Her Sentence
With
"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
If Someone Asks Me
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
*Dua 4 Election*
*Dua 4 Election*
Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,
Sher ko jangal myn rakh,
Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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or
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or...
PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Santa: Why Do
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
karachi k halat
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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