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"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
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"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
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DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
A successful man is
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
kanjoos
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Degrees Of Girl!!
Degrees Of Girl!!
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
How do u find Avogadro''s no?
How do u find Avogadro''s no?
Menu>contacts>Avogadro
3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
Need more speed??
Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai, Funny
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,
.
.
.
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Kafi hain ya aur likhon?
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->
Machar marne ka asan Tareqa
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa
Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain
Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole
Use Morten pila den.->
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