"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

May, 12 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2220 views Funny

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Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai

Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai

Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin

Seen oN A Famous Beauty

Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :

Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .

She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p

yaaar tv chck kr b

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

,-|''"""""""""''''''| /--[SMS PoLiCe] ''''''O''""""""O"O''""

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/--[SMS PoLiCe]
''''''O''""""""O"O''""
Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..

If Somebody Comes &

If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.

Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)

my wifes first husband

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts

70 Years Old Man

70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Just Remeber,

Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

Funny Quote on a married

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

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"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''

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