Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Mazaaq Mat Urrao
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Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2386 views       Funny

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Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
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Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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A K.G boy started closing his ears with
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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
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Kid 2 :
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In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
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But
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National game
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1st. pray to God so that u can live….
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Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
Zara Sochain ......






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