Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don''t
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi
