''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down