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May, 15 2010
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Teacher! Btaen
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,
Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
Hi Agr Aap Dunya
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
Tou
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Tou
Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
d0sto0 ghajini da
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
Kehte hain ki ISHQ
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
To hear wat is unspoken,
To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel widout even touching,
is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid ;->
Police:Tumhara Dost
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
''1 mandir tha jis main
''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
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