Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
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Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards