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''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da.......
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........
me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....
aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....
me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
Usualy i only snd msg
Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption
U r 3 in 1:-)
1. I may be paranoid,
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k
Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.
Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D
Khush Ho Jao
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
Achon Se Zyada
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
An ECONOMIST
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
Teacher To Pathan:
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?
Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua
Teacher: Spell It.
Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
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