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Tarika batana padta hai.

''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
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“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

Best Sms Of 1947

Best Sms Of 1947

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?

Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

tHink?

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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!

A Gun Can Kill Sum1

A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

NA EID MUBARAK

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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...

Ek Chota Bacha

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

How amazing!!

How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…

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