a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas