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May, 15 2010 124 chars (1 sms) 2897 views Funny

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''*I
*Miss
*You

Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain

Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain

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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

agar koi larkee roothi

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"

Some Interesting Oneliners:

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai.

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

tHink?

?
?

BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

A man inserted an

A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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