The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present

Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.

May, 15 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 2347 views Funny

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Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

In class room

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Find the most suitable

Find the most suitable place 4 this note..

''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''

Nhi pata?

Ok i tell u

its..

TOILET... ;->

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....

''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->

after making

after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???

sOcho

cOme on ur close!!

yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!

A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HAPPY WINTER SEASON ^ (:->

Qabar May Far¡sht

Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka

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The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

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