The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present

Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.

May, 15 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 2915 views Funny

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Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Never tell a lie to

Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet like Tom,

cute like Jerry,

Naughty like BugsBunny,

Clever like Alladin,

Strong like Popye,

In Short,

Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka

''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''

Arz kia ha

Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?

No sPace
No sPace

ghareeb ghurba b

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->

Aj Meri Sim Ka Birthday

Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

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The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

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