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May, 15 2010
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Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
Us Ny Kaha
"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"
Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
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maa
aai
aah
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ouch
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haye
uff
aa
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maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
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uff
ooh
bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
kia tum pakeeza mohabat par
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
Teacher
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...
Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
U can control your Breath but not Death
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
AYE KAAAASH....! .
AYE KAAAASH....!
.
.
K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
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