The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
  

May, 15 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     1863 views       Funny

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10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
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Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
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Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
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Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...









Wh8 a touching story ;->
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad

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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,


But


Gives
More
Light.


So



ALways
SmiLe


and


Prove

that


U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->