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May, 15 2010
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"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?
biwi (Gusse se)
"Zeher"
Husband:
Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha
Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha
"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"
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Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...
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Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
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Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->
after eating fish sa
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
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Start Swimming In His Stomach
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Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
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Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
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Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !
Lady: How Dare U . . . ?
Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->
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A: In advertisements.
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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..
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