''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''

May, 24 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 2183 views Funny

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aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

Can a woman make you

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

I know u r too much

I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.

I have a special dare 4 u.

Can you do?

if yes then the dare is!

"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

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