''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
  

May, 24 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2889 views       Funny

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A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
.
.
“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)


Buhot Ache



Wah



Kya Baat Hai



Buhot Aala



Gr8 Yaar



Zabardast



Daad Deni Paregi



Brilliant



Dil Khush Kardiya



La Jawab



Khubsoorat



Bari Himmat Hai



Kamal Hai



Amazing



Shabash



Herat Hai



Khushi Bhi



Yaqeen Nahi Aata



Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->


Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

Mobilink,

Telenor,

Paktel,

Warid,

Ufone,

Insta phone

and

PTCL will beTOTALLY FREE !
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!
Miss Calls only.
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!


Aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha
GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo.....
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo...
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo..... ;->