''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
  

May, 24 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     3308 views       Funny

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Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro

Magar Ghar walay kehte hain

Abhi Umar kam hai beta

PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


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