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''Wht''s d similarity
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''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
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May, 24 2010
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karachis girls
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
ab parhai soch samaj
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????
Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
1 Pathan roti k
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha
B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Guess
Pakistan railway track
u can use it from karachi to khaber
Proud to be a Pakistani.
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
really smart one
Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
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