''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''

May, 24 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 2478 views Funny

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Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Naila nay zazia ko

Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.

If U R Going

If U R Going Through HELL Then ???

Then ??
..

Then ??
...

Then ??
...

Keep Going :)

''*I *Miss *You

''*I
*Miss
*You

Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain

Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain

k

k

Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''

again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Kii Kariyean Lokan da,

Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

7 Saal pehlay meri grl

7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,

aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,

Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.

JEENAY DO MUSHARAF

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye

KUCH KUCH HOTA HA

raja pakistani ka sms

raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"

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