''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''

May, 24 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 3239 views Funny

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arz kia hai th

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?

"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

Teacher :Tomorrow

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

JAha Raha hai

JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn

MISS CALL MISS CALL''

Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

Eyes Signs :

Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...

Treatment :

Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...

Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

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