''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
  

May, 24 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     3311 views       Funny

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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
zindgi ek peheli he
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-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,


1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->