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''Wht''s d similarity
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''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
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May, 24 2010
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Kya aap jante hai
Kya aap jante hai
ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?
wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.
waise aap iss waqt
kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba"
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,
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hamara mutaaliba
Hamara mutaaliba.
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
Man 2 Pathan :
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi
Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
flying papers mul
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
''Aaj, kal, harpa
''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''
bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
attention its ve
Attention
It''s Very Important Msg
Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
Ullu ke pathey
Ullu ke pathey
Kutey k bachey
Gadhey ki aulaad
Saanp ke sapolay
Bhains ke bachray
Bakre ke maimney
Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
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