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Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho <Br/> <Br/>Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho <Br/> <Br/>Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho <Br/> <Br/>Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai <Br/> <Br/>Fir Bhi LaBo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Ye Haal TaB Hota Hai Yaaro,JaB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LamBe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai
Once An Ant Decided To Jump <Br/> <Br/>From A Helicopter <Br/> <Br/>But She Did Not Die <Br/> <Br/>Can U Guess Why ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
idher golay pay gola hai <Br/>idher golay pay gola hai. <Br/>odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai. <Br/>idher mashwara hai mansuBaBandi ka <Br/>odher kakay pay kaka hai.
char dinnan da pyar oye raBBa <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>panjwein din honee lardai
Eating Rotten Fruit, <Br/> <Br/>Sleeping Near Drainage, <Br/> <Br/>Dog Biting Twice, <Br/> <Br/>Travelling In Govt Bus.. <Br/> <Br/>R A Million Times Better Than <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Believing A Girl! ;-)
2008 <Br/>Quomi Phal: ? <Br/> <Br/>SaBar Ka Phal <Br/> <Br/>Quomi LIBas: ? <Br/> <Br/>Kala Coat <Br/> <Br/>Quomi Khail: ? <Br/> <Br/>Muzakrat <Br/> <Br/>Quomi Dua: ? <Br/> <Br/>Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi . <Br/> <Br/>When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating aBout his trip to Ajmer. <Br/> <Br/>He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. <Br/> <Br/>It was written: <Br/> <Br/>''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor Batana plz)
Best Beghairat of da <Br/>Year nominees are <Br/>1:Bush from USA. <Br/>2:Krzai from Afghanistan. <Br/>3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan <Br/>But <Br/>Award goes to <Br/> <Br/>Asif zardari <Br/>From SINDH <Br/>
Teri Maa Ki <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week <Br/> <Br/>Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai... <Br/> <Br/>Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K <Br/> <Br/>Aatta Chawal Gosht SaB <Br/> <Br/>Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain... <Br/> <Br/>Magar Maine Unse Kaha K <Br/> <Br/>Aane Wala Apna Rizq <Br/> <Br/>Saath Le Kar Aata Hai... <Br/> <Br/>To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar <Br/> <Br/>Aana Waise Hum <Br/> <Br/>Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
MuBarak Ho Musharraf Gaya.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D