Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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<Br/>BarBer: Rs 20
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<Br/>Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
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<Br/>BarBer: Rs 10
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<Br/>Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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<Br/>BarBer: Rs 20
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<Br/>Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
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<Br/>BarBer: Rs 10
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<Br/>Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Teri MohaBBat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy
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<Br/>Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy
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<Br/>DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna
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<Br/>Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
I Met Money
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<Br/>I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
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<Br/>Money Smiled & Said,
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<Br/>Ofcourse I Am A Piece
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<Br/>Of Paper But
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<Br/>I Haven''t Seen
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<Br/>Dust Bin In My Life.
Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe
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<Br/>Meri KaBr Pe Mat Aana.
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<Br/>Kyo Ki.
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<Br/>Kyo Ki.
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<Br/>Maine Suna Hai Tum
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<Br/>AgarBattiyan Churate Ho..
Once A Few Hairs
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<Br/>Growd On Gandhiji Head
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<Br/>Gandhi Went To BarBer
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<Br/>BarBer Got Angry
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<Br/>N Said
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<Br/>"U Want Me To Cut Or Count
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<Br/>Gandhi Said "Colour It
Who''s Pappu In D Movie
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<Br/>"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?
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<Br/>Aditi''s Brother AMIT
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<Br/>Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''
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<Br/>Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai
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<Br/>Puchho Puchho..????
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<Br/>Are Puchhona..?
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<Br/>Are Papu Andha Hai
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<Br/>Raat Ko Andhere
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<Br/>Me Use Kese Dikhega