Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..























Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
  

May, 17 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     2213 views       Funny

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Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....


Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t


This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,

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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUSHARAF"
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara


Fir Kya Hua?



Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d