B SMS Messages22988 messages

Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta. <Br/>Ma: Kahan The? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''. <Br/> <Br/>Ma: AB Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''Baap Ki Maar''
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A <Br/> <Br/>SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein <Br/> <Br/>Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De? <Br/> <Br/>Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar... <Br/> <Br/>He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He? <Br/>To Batao? <Br/>Agar Ram Sita He, <Br/>To Ram Kya He? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho Socho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Simple. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Darji" <Br/> <Br/>Samje Pachvi Fail
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game. <Br/> <Br/>I have a special dare 4 u. <Br/> <Br/>Can you do? <Br/> <Br/>if yes then the dare is! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey Baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch B ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohaBat karta rahoon gha. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ShaBash seekh liya.......aB rozana 10-15 sey yehi Bol diya karna
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mental hospital walon ko tu aB tak milla naheen
mera naam Bol kar soya karo, <Br/>apney aaamal tol kar soya karo, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aur pard jaye gha machchar kaBhi na kaBhi, <Br/>issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
mujhe jaB B tumhari yaad aati hai to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein joB mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Merey Zummein Bandaron par research hai, iss liye kaBhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney Barrey mein kuch Batao,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee, <Br/> <Br/>chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>QaBr khudwai
jaB na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>khat meinein terey aBu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha