Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara

May, 17 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2322 views Funny

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Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho

K

Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly

''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''

Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->

''Dear Friends.

''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after

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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Aaj Sunday He..

Aaj Sunday He..

Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe

Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo

Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

''''A man had his credit card sto

''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''

2008 Quomi Phal: ?

2008
Quomi Phal: ?

Sabar Ka Phal

Quomi LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

Quomi Khail: ?

Muzakrat

Quomi Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

girls

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"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain

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Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

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