Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?




Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan

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May, 18 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     2539 views       Funny

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Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
tujhe bhool jana jana,.






mushkil naheen
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....

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nw read!!!!!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)


1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|