Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi

Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
  

May, 18 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1934 views       Funny

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..
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V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)