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May, 18 2010
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Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai
Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.
But I Like The Way You Think...
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
A RoSe Rs. 10
A RoSe Rs. 10
A cArd Rs. 25
A lUnch Rs. 200
MoviE Rs. 150
But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*
ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
!
!
!
3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P
"Think of the Day"
"Think of the Day"
Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir
Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...
Arz kiya hai....
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di
Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha
karachi mein itni mehngai
karachi mein itni mehngai
bad-amni
aur
hangama-aarai
k bawajood
agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to
.
.
.
PTV Lagain.
... F A C T ...
... F A C T ...
Teachers Are Those
Who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems
Which
Without Them
We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->
pathan public toilet gya
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
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