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May, 18 2010
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nafsiati tha
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
yunhi mazaq mazaq ma
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
height of change...!
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting good marks?
Try enginering
Marks se no marks
fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
31st march or 1st ap
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
champions trophy final ?9
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)
Aus won the toss & decided to bat first
AUS V/s Pak
AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)
(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
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