Do u kno which

Do u kno which
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
  

May, 18 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3409 views       Funny

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Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.


A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
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