Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

May, 18 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3209 views Funny

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SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

Magistrate

Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…

agar tum kisi gharee

Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo

Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->

Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!

Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi

Definition Of A Professor ... !!!

Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!

A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

''1 Aadmi ny rat

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

What is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

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