Qeyamat ke din

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Qeyamat ke din
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
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May, 20 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1943 views       Funny

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Woh to aj bi hamain
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize












"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Teacher Said To Stundent
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
U r BEST Heart Surgeon
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
What is meant by ABCD
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
you have been warned to slow down


Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
A 4 Saib B 4 KasHti
A 4 Saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
A Man Has A Crow.
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !

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