aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
  

May, 20 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2680 views       Funny

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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



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That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
k
samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!