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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
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"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
''Aslam ek raat macher dan
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
when i die bury me
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
i am the most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .
Tabb
Aisa
Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
Ek Chooha Maarna Hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Ekaadmi tha..!
Ekaadmi tha..!
woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
y
kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
Man 2 Pathan :
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi
Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
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