aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

May, 20 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2364 views Funny

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Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

(",)/ Suno Bablo. <)) _/¡_ (.") Bolo Pappo.

(",)/ Suno Bablo.
<))
_/¡_
(.") Bolo Pappo.
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr
(.")
<((> Pappu yar
_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,

Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?

Dhuz?
no

Dhooz?
no

Thish?

Nahi bhai

Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?

girlfriend chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

aray pen kh0 gaya warna kasam se

(Ghazal)

.

.

ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...

Arz kya hai,

Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''

its saturday once again

Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

A public Service Msg

A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

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