aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

May, 20 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3292 views Funny

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exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

I LOVE YOU..!

I LOVE YOU..!

:

I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

:

I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!

Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..

Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
.
.
.
.
Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu

moti biwi

chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati

computer is shameles

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,

''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''

''Pani me tairna machli ka style

''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

Things To Remember In Life ...

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

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