aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
  

May, 20 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2427 views       Funny

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Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
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PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here