aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

May, 20 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2759 views Funny

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pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..

Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

jumping on a bicycle

- K r R r A z Y -

T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

funny poetry

'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'

an engineer was l

an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Once Upon A Time...

Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.

Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p

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