aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

May, 20 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3539 views Funny

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2 Makkhiyon Ne Food

2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..

A Great JAPANESE Proverb

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Upcoming Horror Movies

Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.

Congratulation!

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K

''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

This is last time that I am asking u...

This is last time that I am asking u...

Do u

Do u L

Do u Lo

Do u Lov

Do u Love m

Do u Love me

Do u Love meat or r u VEG?

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food

Lamha lamha Faza mein

Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,

Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...

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