Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked Both hungry and
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<Br/>One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
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<Br/>His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
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<Br/>I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
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<Br/>Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
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<Br/>Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
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<Br/>Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
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<Br/>Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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<Br/>Example......................
<Br/>U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
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<Br/>Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
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<Br/>Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
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<Br/>COMPANY ne Yeh MoBile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
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<Br/>2nd Friend : Really?
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<Br/>1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt Believe in hell.
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kaBrustan me kaBrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sB kya kr rahe ho, Khan Bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
A punjaBi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor aBout her BaBy''s illnes. . . Doctor My BaBy is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A punjaBi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor aBout her BaBy''s illnes. . . Doctor My BaBy is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
