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Shadi ka Vada kia
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni MohaBat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye suB keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAB Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
what will u say when
what will u say when india Beats china in population..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>CHINI KUM...
There was ONe guy
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was Below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the Balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why????? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
There was ONe guy
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was Below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the Balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
There was a couple.
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-Broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic Breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kyonki..Yaar Bina chain kahan re, pyaar Bina chain kahan re..!!
There was a couple.
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-Broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic Breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Baniye ki Biwi Beemar thi: <Br/> <Br/>Light na hone ki wajah se Baniye ne candle jaladi aur Bola <Br/>Doctor ko Bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin <Br/>Bachogi to pleasw yeh candle Bujha dena.
Banta was amazed t
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog. <Br/>He watched the game in astonishment for a while. <Br/> <Br/>"I can hardly Believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed. <Br/> <Br/>"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen." <Br/> <Br/>"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied. <Br/> <Br/>"I"ve Beaten him three games out of five"
Banta was amazed t
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog. <Br/>He watched the game in astonishment for a while. <Br/> <Br/>"I can hardly Believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed. <Br/> <Br/>"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen." <Br/> <Br/>"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied. <Br/> <Br/>"I"ve Beaten him three games out of five"
ek aadmi hospital
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka Bhai us se milne aata hai <Br/>to ek khoBsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta <Br/>hai ke is ke Baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse <Br/>kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag Bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf <Br/>dekhta Bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
K B C
K B C <Br/>AmitaB:In which state Ganga flows? <Br/>Sardar:Liquid state <Br/>Audience clapped. <Br/>AmitaB stunned and looked Behind and found all people sitting <Br/>were Sardar"s
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka <Br/>Order Diya... <Br/> <Br/>1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath.. <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Mere Liye Bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna.. <Br/>Mu se Boo aati hai..

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