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Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya aBi tk <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>COMING SOON! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaB market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
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How Paki''s professors speak English: <Br/>*don’t dare talk in front of my Back! <Br/>*Both of u three get out of the class! <Br/>*y r u so late……say yes or no! <Br/>*take 5cm wire of length!! <Br/>*all of u stand in a straight circle! <Br/>*quiet…..the principal jst passed away! <Br/>*I hav 2 daughters Both of them are girls.........
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE? <Br/>Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO. <Br/>Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA? <Br/>Man:KOI Solution???? <Br/>Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE? <Br/>Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO. <Br/>Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA? <Br/>Man:KOI Solution???? <Br/>Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE? <Br/>Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO. <Br/>Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA? <Br/>Man:KOI Solution???? <Br/>Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Wife: <Br/> <Br/>India jao to saarhee Bhejna, <Br/> <Br/>DuBai jao to jewelry, <Br/> <Br/>France jao to perfume!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand ne jal ke kaha, <Br/> <Br/>Or dozakh jaon to kia Bhejon? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wife: <Br/> <Br/>APNI VIDEO
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge? <Br/> <Br/>Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeB mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Plz ye sB shadi se pehle? <Br/> <Br/>Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu <Br/>Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun.. <Br/> <Br/>Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main <Br/>Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main.. <Br/> <Br/>tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun <Br/>tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu.. <Br/> <Br/>tumhare aBBa agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu <Br/>shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu.. <Br/> <Br/>itna Bhadur hu k chupke se muhaBBat ka dum Bharta hu <Br/>tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare aBBa se darta hu..
Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga.. <Br/>Aur <Br/>Ager Burayi mujh pe ayi to Bhare majme main tujhe Behan Bol donga..
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off.. <Br/>guy 1: "lo jee Bijli tur gaye " <Br/>guy 2: "oay Bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi Bolday" <Br/>guy 3: "Shuker way main nae Boalya"