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A boy goes to see
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A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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May, 21 2010
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MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir
Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
pathan bhe!!!!!!
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO
Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U
"BoRinG"...!!!
So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody
By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence
And If That''s Not Enough
Tell Them
You Are
My Friend ... ;->
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
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!
!
Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
''jee kia chaheyeh
''jee kia chaheyeh
haan kia chaheyeh???
msg parhna hai?
ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo
yeh mesg hee tu hai''
Aasmaan Ko
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?
.
,
.
,
.
TaTa_Sky !
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
the most important t
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
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