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May, 22 2010
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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
son was filling application form.
son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
Batao WIFE, BIWI
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Mosam shabab ka,
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Once Lalu and Mallika
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango "YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly
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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"
''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''
1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…
Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?
Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
A boy came running in the kitchen,
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
T R U T H
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
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