Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
  

May, 22 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2061 views       Funny

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|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs

Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”