Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2875 views

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kisses Spread

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated

Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

LIFE has no rewinds

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW

"ZINDAGI EK RAAT HAI"

"ZINDAGI EK
RAAT HAI"

Jiss Main Na Jane Kitney Khaab Hain,

Jo Mill Jayen Woh Apne Hain,

Jo Toot Jaain Woh Sapne Hain..

....Good Night....

Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai,

Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai,

tere manane ka andaz dekhana hai.

abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,

kab tak tum sath chaloge,

ek din yeh bhi dekhna hai.

Aksar uddas rehta hoon

Aksar uddas rehta hoon
Shehr-e-tanhaee say
Koi qaafila
Teri simt jata nahi
Kon hay jo teri khabar day
Mujhay !
Anjaan rahon pay
Gaye waqt ki dhool kay siwa
Kuch nahi..........
shayad iss lye mai aksar udaas rehta hon

Sardar to a girl

Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

If you are ever in

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

love is when someone

love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...

Love is like a flower

Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lots of tender loving care; and watch it bloom into something wonderful before your eyes.

I hope that you

I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

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Santa: My 8yr

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