Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2752 views

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Tumsa koi zamin

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....

To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...

nazar uthaa kabhee gham

nazar uthaa kabhee gham ke siyaah-khaano''n par.
isee andhere ko aankho''n kaa noor hone de,

Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

love is when someone

love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...

I Hope You NeveR

I Hope You Never Come To Know of The Thousand Tears I ''ve Shed,I Hope You Never Come To Know That You Are The Reason Why I Cry, For Even One Tear in Your Eyes Is Enough To Make Me Die ..

Tumse kitna pyar hai dil

Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo

Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

naam to likh doon us

naam to likh doon us ka har jaga magar ye khayal aata hai,

masoom hai mera sanam kaheen badnaam na ho jaye...

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
,
ho gaya na suitcase bann

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Santa: My 8yr

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