Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2913 views       

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Kabhi Socha he nahi Apni Zaat k Mutaliq Faraz

kaaSh...
Soch Laity To Aaj hm Tanha nA hotAy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

ik niaya khawab hei dewane ka.
Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lots of tender loving care; and watch it bloom into something wonderful before your eyes.
Still, Majnun desires to become insane.
Still, Layla’s camel flees the caravan.

Still, the noise of Farhad’s pickaxe can be heard.
Still, Shirin’s tale is sweet to tell.

Who is calling and who is telling in the music of the saz?
Everything becomes musical. Who spends life from moment to moment?

Mazun says: “Who is here? Who is on there?”
He is here; he is there. Where is he?
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye
Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.
kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ....

tum her kisi se muhbat ki umeed na kua kar..
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

If false love is a sin,
why did you make drunkard eyes drunk?

The moth would not burn if there is no candle.
The nightingale would not go mad if there is no flower.

If Layla did not rupture faith,
why should Majnun wander around the mountain and the desert?

I’m talking about your attributes and your essence.
I’m afraid, I cannot return from my inner heart.

From love’s fire, why did you put
troubled words on Mazun’s tongue?
_ (-_-) _
Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

Thiz iz life withiout sweet frends... so have gud frend 4eva...like me!