Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2832 views

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Teri yaadain

Teri yaadain
december ki shaboon jaise
Jo aati hian tou jana bhool jati hain

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

Meri Ankhoon Sa

Meri Ankhoon Sai Kabhi Utroo Dil Main,
Kai Main Dhadkan Main Basa Lon Tum Ko,
Jaan Sai Barh Kar Chahon Tumhain,
Apni Zindagi Hi Banna Loon Tum Ko,
Maray Khabon Main Sirf Tum Hi Baso,
Apni Neendon Main Saja Loon Tum Ko,
Loogon Ki Bhir Main Kho Na Jao Kahin,
Zamanay Sai Chalo Main Chura Lon Tum Ko,
Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari,
Gar Ijazat Ho Tu Yadon Main Bula Lon Tum Ko

Ek wafa ko panay ki

Ek wafa ko panay ki koshish me main ne,

zakhmi kr di hain wafain kitni

kitna masoom sa lagta hay ik lafz

"MOHABBAT"

or is lafz se munsalik hyn sazaaen kitni.

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
,
ho gaya na suitcase bann

Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa

Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,

Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.

kisses Spread

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated

Miss u

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Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty jisay

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty jisay Apna Keh Do janam''

woh Kis¡ Ka Nah¡ rehta jo TumHara Ho Jaye''

rooh mujh se bichar

rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai
Wafa-e-muhabbat rakh ho jane ko hai
Jo mere dil se jur kar meri zaat mein raha
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai
Raaste socho ke simat jane ko hai
Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha
Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai
Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke
Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai

There''s Mothers Day

There''s Mothers Day And Fathers Day.
There Are Anniversaries And Birthdays.
But There Are No Special Days To Thank Someone Or To Apologize To Anyone.
They Can Be Done Anytime, Anyday.
Today I Choose To Thank You For Everytime
You Made Me Smile, Laugh,
For Everytime You Helped,
Wiped A Tear. And I Apologize For Any Inconvenience I Caused,
For Every Time I Was Rude,
For Anything That Hurt You.
Thank You For Being A Great Part Of My Small Life:-)..

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Santa: My 8yr

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