Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2706 views

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Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....

To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...

Miss u

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I Hope You NeveR

I Hope You Never Come To Know of The Thousand Tears I ''ve Shed,I Hope You Never Come To Know That You Are The Reason Why I Cry, For Even One Tear in Your Eyes Is Enough To Make Me Die ..

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.

chalo maan lete

chalo

maan lete

tumhari khushi

ki khathir yeh bhi

tumhy chor dte hain.

kisi or ka hone dte hain.

per es baat ka

yaqeen dilao

tumhare jane k baad

tumhari yaad

mujhe kbi nai aye gi.

agr asa hi hu ga.

tu hum tumhy chord dte hain.

kisi or ka hony dte hain.

Ek wafa ko panay ki

Ek wafa ko panay ki koshish me main ne,

zakhmi kr di hain wafain kitni

kitna masoom sa lagta hay ik lafz

"MOHABBAT"

or is lafz se munsalik hyn sazaaen kitni.

Sardar to a girl

Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

nazar uthaa kabhee gham

nazar uthaa kabhee gham ke siyaah-khaano''n par.
isee andhere ko aankho''n kaa noor hone de,

Aksar uddas rehta hoon

Aksar uddas rehta hoon
Shehr-e-tanhaee say
Koi qaafila
Teri simt jata nahi
Kon hay jo teri khabar day
Mujhay !
Anjaan rahon pay
Gaye waqt ki dhool kay siwa
Kuch nahi..........
shayad iss lye mai aksar udaas rehta hon

Love That We Can

Love That We Can Not Have
Is The One That Last Longest,
Hurts The Deepest
&
Feels The Strongest . . .

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Santa: My 8yr

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