Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann

Apr, 25 2012 233 chars (2 sms) 2408 views

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

There''s Mothers Day

There''s Mothers Day And Fathers Day.
There Are Anniversaries And Birthdays.
But There Are No Special Days To Thank Someone Or To Apologize To Anyone.
They Can Be Done Anytime, Anyday.
Today I Choose To Thank You For Everytime
You Made Me Smile, Laugh,
For Everytime You Helped,
Wiped A Tear. And I Apologize For Any Inconvenience I Caused,
For Every Time I Was Rude,
For Anything That Hurt You.
Thank You For Being A Great Part Of My Small Life:-)..

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Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

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rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai
Wafa-e-muhabbat rakh ho jane ko hai
Jo mere dil se jur kar meri zaat mein raha
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai

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Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai
Raaste socho ke simat jane ko hai
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Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai
Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke
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kisses Spread

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Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
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Can u close ur eyes

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Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

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Love is like a flower

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1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

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"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

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Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
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