1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
  

Jun, 14 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2157 views       

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Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.
~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka

k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~
khoosh haal se tum bhi lagte ho
yoon afsoorda to hum bhi nahi
per jan''ne waale jaante hain
khoosh tum bhi nahi khoosh hum bhi nahi
Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
naam to likh doon us ka har jaga magar ye khayal aata hai,

masoom hai mera sanam kaheen badnaam na ho jaye...
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt
Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai,

tere manane ka andaz dekhana hai.

abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,

kab tak tum sath chaloge,

ek din yeh bhi dekhna hai.
Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007
Kabhi Socha he nahi Apni Zaat k Mutaliq Faraz

kaaSh...
Soch Laity To Aaj hm Tanha nA hotAy
11. Nakami Ka Khouf Hi Nakami Ka Aaghaz Hai
12. Dua Yun Maango K Har Shay Khuda K Ikhtiyar Me Hai
13. Auron Ki Fikar Me Khud Ko Mat Bhool Jao,
14. Mayusi Mout Ka Dusra Naam Hai
15. Hamesha Naik Bannay Ki Koshish Karo Jis Tarah Haseen Bannay Ki Koshish Kartay Ho . . . /
*MeN dy raha hoN tumheN khud sy ikhtlaaf ka haq

*Yeh ikhtlaaf ka haq hy, mukhalfat ka naheN
U were always mine & you will always be but you never realized,
because your eyes never looked in my eyes,
you are always there in my heart and i can listen your heartbeat before mine beats.