1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
  

Jun, 14 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     1922 views       

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Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...

Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai''

Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..

Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...
Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,



Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo
kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ....

tum her kisi se muhbat ki umeed na kua kar..
''tune to muje chora hi nhe sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''
Love That We Can Not Have
Is The One That Last Longest,
Hurts The Deepest
&
Feels The Strongest . . .
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.
''SUHAGRAT KI RAAT

LADKA : ( KAMRE ME AAKE )
JALDI KADPE UTARO

DULHAN NE KAPDE UTARE
LADKA KAM KAR KE BOLA

JALDI KAPDE PEHAN LO
DHULA AANE WALA HAI''
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
naam to likh doon us ka har jaga magar ye khayal aata hai,

masoom hai mera sanam kaheen badnaam na ho jaye...
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.