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Miss u
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Jun, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2363 views       

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Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007
I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.
Kabhi Socha he nahi Apni Zaat k Mutaliq Faraz

kaaSh...
Soch Laity To Aaj hm Tanha nA hotAy
happiness is like a butterfly
the more u chase it , the more it eludes u...

but if u turn ur attention to other things,
it softly comes and sits on ur shoulder.
When i dont get ur sms

A little pain in my heart

A small tear in my eye

And

Sadness falls on my face

What is this?


Its nothing


"Just Missing U"
You Were My World, You Still are My Soul.My Love For You Has Never Grown Old.Every time I Saw You,It Made My Heart Skip a Beat.I Would Do Anything To See That Smile On Your Face Again .. =)
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
mujhey tum sey kuch kehna hai, ghaur sey sunna aur amal b karna,




"Susu kar k sona"!
warma ammi sey subha phir mar pardey ghee
Baithe Hain Honton KO see kr Pacahtain Gi AAp,







IshQ jaaG Uthta hY Aksar Aisi Khamoshi K Baad
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."