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Jun, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2453 views       

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*MeN dy raha hoN tumheN khud sy ikhtlaaf ka haq

*Yeh ikhtlaaf ka haq hy, mukhalfat ka naheN
''tune to muje chora hi nhe sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''
You Were My World, You Still are My Soul.My Love For You Has Never Grown Old.Every time I Saw You,It Made My Heart Skip a Beat.I Would Do Anything To See That Smile On Your Face Again .. =)
Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye
ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
,
ho gaya na suitcase bann
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
The importance of friends in our lives is like our Heartbeats!!!

Though they r not visible....

But...

They silently give us the gift called
"LIFE"
happiness is like a butterfly
the more u chase it , the more it eludes u...

but if u turn ur attention to other things,
it softly comes and sits on ur shoulder.
Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,



Mere
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GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.
(¨`•.•´¨) I
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )MISS
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`•.¸.•´ U