Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

ik niaya khawab hei dewane ka.

May, 29 2010 64 chars (1 sms) 2448 views

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Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....

To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.

chalo maan lete

chalo

maan lete

tumhari khushi

ki khathir yeh bhi

tumhy chor dte hain.

kisi or ka hone dte hain.

per es baat ka

yaqeen dilao

tumhare jane k baad

tumhari yaad

mujhe kbi nai aye gi.

agr asa hi hu ga.

tu hum tumhy chord dte hain.

kisi or ka hony dte hain.

happiness is like

happiness is like a butterfly
the more u chase it , the more it eludes u...

but if u turn ur attention to other things,
it softly comes and sits on ur shoulder.

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.

Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

If you are ever in

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

Tumsa koi zamin

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

The importance of

The importance of friends in our lives is like our Heartbeats!!!

Though they r not visible....

But...

They silently give us the gift called
"LIFE"

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Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

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