If you are ever in

If you are ever in
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt
  

Jun, 14 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     1977 views       

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Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
nazar uthaa kabhee gham ke siyaah-khaano''n par.
isee andhere ko aankho''n kaa noor hone de,
Love That We Can Not Have
Is The One That Last Longest,
Hurts The Deepest
&
Feels The Strongest . . .
Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai,

tere manane ka andaz dekhana hai.

abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,

kab tak tum sath chaloge,

ek din yeh bhi dekhna hai.
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
_ (-_-) _
Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

Thiz iz life withiout sweet frends... so have gud frend 4eva...like me!
mujhey tum sey kuch kehna hai, ghaur sey sunna aur amal b karna,




"Susu kar k sona"!
warma ammi sey subha phir mar pardey ghee
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt
U were always mine & you will always be but you never realized,
because your eyes never looked in my eyes,
you are always there in my heart and i can listen your heartbeat before mine beats.
There Are Very Few Things Sadder In This Life
Than
Watching SomeOne Walk Away After They Have Luved U . . .
Watching The Distance Between Ur Boodies Expands Until There''s Nothing Left But Empty Space & Silence . . .