Cheel Uri

Cheel Uri
Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

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Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->
  

Jun, 14 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3443 views       

more Adult SMS Messages

Teri yaadain
december ki shaboon jaise
Jo aati hian tou jana bhool jati hain
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...

Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai''

Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..

Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
When i dont get ur sms

A little pain in my heart

A small tear in my eye

And

Sadness falls on my face

What is this?


Its nothing


"Just Missing U"
Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)
Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,



Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.

You threw me in the corner of a cage, waiting to see
when paradise wind would blow from your hair.

From beginning to end you gave to everybody,
to paupers your assets and riches, peri.

Pauper Mazun cannot tolerate. He rips
his collar with his hand, making his eyes tearful.

Endures because of you, wipes with your skirt,
in view of your eyelashes, his tearful eyes, peri.
Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->
Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lots of tender loving care; and watch it bloom into something wonderful before your eyes.